The Red Goon

EPIC SEX GAY is the second-in-command and Red Goon of The Goon Squad. He is one of the most skilled fighters in The Goon Squad, racking up more kills than most of the team combined. This is most likely due to his extensive training, absolute hatred for his job and his special weapons forged by The Blue Goon. The weapons are two huge dildos infused with the light and dark energy that surrounds the world. However, he doesn't always grasp the idea of saving his teammates. More often than not EPIC SEX GAY will watch his fellow Goons die before attacking, not on purpose but out of pure coincidence. It is considered bad luck to ask EPIC SEX GAY for help when on a mission. EPIC SEX GAY will also yell out his name during a fight at random.

Equipment

 * Standard Red Goon Morphin Suit
 * Custom Light and Dark Dildo Blades
 * Standard Grapple Hooks
 * Standard Grey Gas Canisters
 * Custom 'Goon Squad' Colored Smoke

Skills

 * Technical- 1/5
 * Agility- 3/5
 * Strength- 5/5
 * Teamwork- 1/5
 * Distraction- 2/5