Alvin Flang

Alvin Flang is a merchant/dog that lives in The City. When he is not being an absolute dick to people he is selling supplies to The Goon Squad. Alvin Flang is also The Gold Goon's companion and often goes around yelling at the rest of The Goon Squad. Some of his most memorable quotes are, "Grab on ya' pizza-faced cinderblock", and "You don't need a god, I'm right here."

Alvin Flang is from the hit romcom "Love on a Leash"