Light and Dark Dildo Blades

nThe Light and Dark Dildo Blades are custom made blades. They were originally a request made by The Red Goon, EPIC SEX GAY. The Blue Goon took the request and worked on them until they became a reality. They are the most powerful Titan slaying weapon The Goon Squad own. The only item that has rivaled its power are The Pink Goon's Lightning Pistols.